Gunter: Yo, yo, yo!
Rosita: Shhh! I just put the kids to bed.
Norman: [In a raspy voice] Gunter, it's so great that you offered to do this buddy.
Gunter: I insist to Rosita, I'm known as like the very best babysitter.
Rosita: Are you sure you're okay with this?
Gunter: This will be as easy as düsselberry pie. I will prove to you, okay? Trust Gunter!
Rosita: I'm having second thoughts.
Gunter: Go, go, go, it will be, like, totally fine.
(Title card appears)
(Gunter accidentally steps on a squeaky toy)
(Gunter's cell phone rings)
Gunter: (gasps) Oh, no.
Rosita: (on the cell phone) I forgot to say we'll be home by 9:00. If there's any problem at all, just call me.
Gunter: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Goodbye now. (hangs up, then sighs)
Piglet: Where's Mommy?
Gunter: Hello, tiny piglet. Mommy will be back soon. Uncle Gunter is here in the meantime, so go back to sleep. (laughs nervously)
Piglet: Can I have some candy?
Gunter: No, no, no. You must go back to sleeping, okay?
Piglet: Pretty please?
Gunter: Hmm. Okay, okay. I give you one piece, and then ze bedtime.
(Gunter opens the lid from the candy jar, but accidentally drops it and candy falls everywhere onto the floor)
Gunter: Oh, no! (gasps, then struggles to get all the candy back in the jar) Okay, all right...
Rosita & Norman's children: CANDY!!!!
Gunter: Don't, please!
(Rosita & Norman's children chomp on the candy; one of them screams)
Gunter: Don't! Now is the time for ze sleeping!
(The piglets laugh, three of them hang onto a blade of the ceiling fan)
Gunter: Please, piggies, beddy-bye time.
(The piglets tie Gunter up with roll candy; two of them fight over Gunter's cell phone and drop it on the floor; Gunter grunts as he struggles to make his way to the living room while the piglets continue to clamor.
Piglet: (licking the TV screen) My tongue is warm.
Gunter: (noticing his cell phone as he eats himself out of the roll candy) Mmm...
Piglet: He's gonna call Mommy!
Gunter: I didn't want to have to do this.
(Plays electronic dance music; the piglets all gasp as Gunter dances)
Gunter: Okay. Now, follow along with Uncle Gunter. We dance all your energies out now!
(The piglets follow his dance moves)
Gunter: Follow the piggy piper.
(He leads them into the living room)
Gunter: Try as you might, you can't deny the power of the beat.
(After so much dancing, the piglets get tired. Gunter notices that it's almost 9:00)
Gunter: Yeah! Bedtime.
Piglet: But I'm not tired. (falls onto another sleeping piglet)
(Gunter wraps up all the sleeping piglets in the living room rug and carries every one of them to their beds)
Gunter: (panting) Oh! Here we go.
(Rosita & Norman start to open the front door)
(Rosita & Norman open the front door)
Gunter: (panting as he runs down the stairs to Rosita & Norman)
Rosita: Wow. Gunter, I have to admit I'm impressed.
Gunter: Yeah. I told you, it's easy as düsselberry pie.
(One of the sleeping piglets is still on the blade of the ceiling fan and falls onto Gunter)
Gunter: (grunts; chuckling) Same time next week?